About me


  • My name is Louise.
  • I'm 26 years old but I act either like a 10 year old or a 60 year old;
  • I live and work in South East London;
  • I live on my own and absolutely love it. Other people are messy and judgemental;
  • I like cups of tea, specifically green tea;
  • I drink lots of water. I actually really like it;
  • I don't drink. I used to, but I'm over it;
  • I like cooking and baking;
  • I'm a very organised person and love files, folders and boxes;
  • Running and fitness are my therapy;
  • I fall over. A lot. I'm a bit of a ditz;
  • I'm actually really intelligent, you just wouldn't know it from talking to me;
  • I get injured and ill a lot, no matter how hard I try to avoid it;
  • I have a few very close friends rather than a big group, and that's how I like it;
  • I like flowers. I buy myself flowers every week;
  • I like going to new places, even if it's just to a new part of my area;
  • I love the sunshine. Winter sucks;
  • I'm 5ft 8 and absolutely love wearing heels. It makes me feel like a giant;
  • I constantly change my hairstyle but always look the same;
  • My job used to define and control me. It doesn't anymore;
  • I believe my Grandad communicates with rainbows;
  • I only watch rubbishy reality TV programmes;
  • I'm scared of moths and butterflies. Absolutely terrified;
  • I really, really want a cat, but I kill houseplants so don't trust myself;
  • I love making lists. Hence, this list;